There are one or two neat stunts – a chase scene involving a burning tow truck is handled with some imagination – but for the most part, even the action scenes are limp, marred by confusing compositions and weirdly sped-up photography. The performances aren't any better, with Baldwin coming off like a cheap Bruce Willis wannabe and Crawford making for a pretty ineffective heroine, spending most of her screen time either cowering, screaming, or undressing. Charlie Fletcher's screenplay (based on a novel no less) is one hoary cliché after another, and is filled with a number of dialogue groaners (“I was hoping to demo your unit,” Crawford purrs while seducing a computer nerd), in addition to being structured in such a way that the forward motion of the plot is wholly dependent on both the good and bad guys continuously doing stupid things. Following her uninspired lead is William Baldwin as Max Kirkpatrick, a reckless, cigar-smoking Miami cop assigned to protect Crawford from the renegade Russkies. In her first starring role, model-turned-actress Cindy Crawford says little and does even less as leggy Kate McQueen, a civil attorney on the run from a gang of nasty KGB assassins. Very slick and extremely silly, not to mention aptly titled, Fair Game is just that – a noisy actioner so inanely scripted, acted, and directed that it practically begs you to make fun of it.
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